Borderlands 2 goes gold, ESRB description is rather hilarious

Borderlands 2 went gold yesterday, and the best way to celebrate the occasion, is by posting the ESRB description.

Well just let you read it for yourself:

This is a first-person shooter in which players join rebel forces to take down an oppressive corporation on the fictional planet of Pandora. As players explore open-world environments, they complete missions to gain experience and increase their characters skills/abilities. Players use machine guns, sniper rifles, flamethrowers, explosives, and weaponized vehicles to kill human-like characters and hostile aliens in frequent combat. Firefights contain realistic gunfire/explosions; injured enemies scream and emit exaggerated splashes of blood.

Various weapons result in... [via Videogaming247]