Foot Biden Mouth Disease
Disease Management Vendors Offer Treatment for Dreaded Foot Biden Mouth Disease
FromNaaj Vorodis, DMCB
Updated 17:00 Sun August 19, 2012
Washington DC (DMCB) -- A consortium of disease management service providers have announced a new product offering for "Foot Biden Mouth Disease." Characterized by a microphone-induced symptom triad of pseudodementia, confabulation and tone deafness, this chronic and incurable condition is associated pandemics of spinning punditosis and chronic voter fatigue. Statistics gathered by the CDC and the Boston Globe show that, while this pestilence is uncommon, a multiplier effect over news media, websites and social networks makes it appear as bad as it really is.
In response, the consortium is now offering a bluetooth-enabled monitoring device that analyzes the... [via Disease Management Care Blog]