Tom Cruise Doesn’t Disappoint in Rock of Ages

You know, if, of course, youre like me and have this unexplainable urge to vomit all over Tom Cruises face and weird body every time you see him on television or in magazines, because guys? He did not disappoint.

Weve talked about Tom Cruise and his new, craptastic role as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages, but thus far, youve beexcessive commeexcessive commentary from him and any abundance of real photos where the obnoxiousness-level is at an all-time high, but Im here to pop your safe little bubble today, oh yes. That W magazine cover we looked at the other day? Heres a snippend if that doesnew, and if that doesnt put you completely off your breakfast, then the accompanying photos certainly will.

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