Today’s News Brought to You by Pitbull Getting Trolled

Three weeks ago, a David Thorpe and Jon Hendren thought itd be funny to troll Pitbull and send him to Kodiak, Alaska to perform at the local Walmart, the most remote Walmart in America, by flooding a contest Pitbull was promoting. The trolling campaign was a success and Pitbull is going to Alaska. But what is this? Hes also invited Thorpe to join him. Thorpe accepted. Good news: Ill definitely go to Alaska with @Pitbull. Bad news: Ive been trying to grow a beard in preparation and its NOT going well.

10:1 odds Pitbull pulls him up on stage andpunches him in the face.

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